Lady Justice is an afro wearing, bacon eating, fire
breathing, fashion obsessed freedom fighter from the south. When she is not at
her job being a bleeding heart for pay, she is out dropping truth bombs on the
world and doing it in style. Lady Justice resides in a small apartment in
Chicago surrounded by far too many cooking appliances, a pile of unframed art and
eye shadow. But just like you, she is a slightly paranoid and broke young
adult, just trying to survive with some dignity.
Rachel Hoff(wo)man
Rachel Hoffman is Freelance journalist and communications specialist living in Chicago. Rachel promises that she is a dirty, no good radical but she's just tryna make that dollar to buy infinite tacos.
Past Awesome Ladies
Dr. Sparkle Pants, WD
Dr. Sparkle Pants is all heart and no bullshit. As a doctor of whimsy, she has an intimidatingly large capacity for distracting others with things of a softer nature - unicorn farms, glitter plants, pastel puddles. She strongly recommends routine shots of positivity and silver cloud linings to her patients to stay healthy. All of this is not to say that she is a pushover. On the contrary, Dr. Sparkle Pant's Philadelphia grit has been known to bring the strongest man to tears. Philly pride courses through her veins, and her heart bursts with LOVE.
Evana Weirde (aka Lady Weirde)
If you're wondering if that's my real name, well wonder no more: it isn't. However, as a name that was chosen when I was just working myself out, it suits me perfectly. Evana Weirde - it's got a hint of misplaced elegance, a splash of playful, and then, you guessed it, a lot of weird wisdom. What this means to readers is that my posts will all be through the lens of a 24 year-old woman in New York who simultaneously grew up too fast and not fast enough. Prepare yourself for harsh truths and awesome nonsense.
Welcome to the Weirderness, please enjoy your visit. I'm working on the postcards.
Timmi Swift
I love, cats,
macaroons, sleep, and aimless walks around New York City. I'm going to be the Taylor
Swift out of everyone here. The Timmi part is so the actual Taylor Swift
doesn't sue me. That means, I'll talk about guys. Even though I've sacrificed
many eye rolls and raised my blood pressure, I have pretty good stories from
getting involved with too many assholes. The point isn't so people feel bad for
me, it's so people can laugh, relate, or maybe even learn from them.
Overall I'm just a girl in her mid-twenties trying to get through school
and a possible quarter life crisis with a sense of humor, optimism, and a smile
on her face.
Rachel Hoff(wo)man
Rachel Hoffman is Freelance journalist and communications specialist living in Chicago. Rachel promises that she is a dirty, no good radical but she's just tryna make that dollar to buy infinite tacos.
Past Awesome Ladies
Dr. Sparkle Pants, WD
Dr. Sparkle Pants is all heart and no bullshit. As a doctor of whimsy, she has an intimidatingly large capacity for distracting others with things of a softer nature - unicorn farms, glitter plants, pastel puddles. She strongly recommends routine shots of positivity and silver cloud linings to her patients to stay healthy. All of this is not to say that she is a pushover. On the contrary, Dr. Sparkle Pant's Philadelphia grit has been known to bring the strongest man to tears. Philly pride courses through her veins, and her heart bursts with LOVE.
Evana Weirde (aka Lady Weirde)
If you're wondering if that's my real name, well wonder no more: it isn't. However, as a name that was chosen when I was just working myself out, it suits me perfectly. Evana Weirde - it's got a hint of misplaced elegance, a splash of playful, and then, you guessed it, a lot of weird wisdom. What this means to readers is that my posts will all be through the lens of a 24 year-old woman in New York who simultaneously grew up too fast and not fast enough. Prepare yourself for harsh truths and awesome nonsense.
Welcome to the Weirderness, please enjoy your visit. I'm working on the postcards.
Timmi Swift
